Monday, October 6, 2008

Bears 34 - Lions 7

If the Bears continue to play like this, I will have to put the blog out of commission. They play a great game, win, and we all pleasantly go about our week.



I don't have to tell you who's playing great.









Fortunately, I have found a new player to hate. His name is Roy Williams and he is a big baby. On this play, the ball bounced off his open hands and into the arms of Charles Tillman.

He had 4 drops in the game. The worse he played, the more he blamed his QB's.






"You threw the ball right at my head! I had to lift my arms up this high! How am I supposed to catch a ball thrown right here?!"








This is the only guy he could find who would listen to his hissy fits.






The Lions have based their whole website around this douche. He is featured on the home page and has TWO special sections, "Rapping with Roy" and "First Down with Roy Williams".






As a tribute to his trademark "first down" celebration, Detroitlions.com will post 'First Down with Roy Williams' each week prior to Sunday's regular season game. Williams will offer his take on everything from Detroit's upcoming match-up to how he is fairing in fantasy football"

In other words, he is known not for scoring touchdowns or winning games, but for exciting the Detroit faithful with the occasional first down.




And as the devil horns in this college photo clearly show, Roy Williams is a devil worshipper.

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